Some of our favorite Chanukah Jokes
The Macabees coudn’t find a way to light the menorah, so they asked one of their captive soldiers.
He told them:
"It’s oil greek to me!"
My menorah's candles finally went out.
What do the Macbees have in common with Popeye?
They were both trying to get Olive Oil!
Judah Macabbee was walking down the street and someone called "Hey, Man!"
He answered, "Wrong holiday!"